THE
POST
PATTERN
Published by the Impeccables since 1975 / Rebooted in 2022 / Volume III - 6th Issue
Our Largest Issue Yet!
Where did the time go? It seems like just yesterday the fall sports season was kicking off, we were making pre-season predictions, and everyone was looking forward to seeing how this Packers team would respond after ending last year with a lot of momentum. After a bit of a rocky start, the Green and Gold seemed to settle in, but through 17 games they still haven't played their "best" game yet...thankfully they have another opportunity to do just that on Sunday in Philadelphia!
Seeing as how we didn't roll out a Christmas edition, this issue will be extra packed with goodies for our readers. On top of announcing this year's champion, we also will reveal our Mystery Picker. Coach V shares some of his eternal optimism as we dive into the matchup this weekend Everyone's favorite tour guide once again channels his inner Lee Remmel to take us on a tour of Packer history.
We also have multiple trips to The Vault this week. The 1980 staff did a fantastic job on cranking out content that year, as a whopping 9 editions were released. As such, we'll double up for the next two weeks on Vault content. For the "Sixth Edition" we head to a Week 11 recap which includes a contribution from the "Lady Matriarch" of the family...author of "One Hundred and Fifty Miles North...and Back" , Lauretta Buboltz! Our second trip, to the "Seventh Edition", includes a "rebuttal" from the article Shorty wrote earlier, as well as some funny commentary about what fans in the stands looked forward to experiencing at Lambeau. And as always, we wrap things up with our Buboltz Sports Kids update.
Post Pattern Readership Grows by One!
The Buboltz crew might have exchanged gifts on Christmas day, but the best gift we received was on the afternoon of January 6th.
Laurel Ann Marie Dubs made her entrance at 4:02 PM. Checking in at 7 pounds 10 ounces, this little bundle of joy is certainly a cutie!
The Post Pattern was the first publication to get an interview with her mother, Sadie. We've been assured mom and baby are doing fantastic. We knew you would all want to know, so when asked who Laurel's favorite Packer is, Sadie said she has already heard Laurel say "all you need is Love".
Welcome to this crazy family Laurel!
Side note...Sadie was "working" right up until the big day. Our editor received a text minutes after the Watson injury last week and informed us that it was indeed a torn ACL. She didn't need the benefit of a sideline test or MRI equipment.
Young Willis Takes the Title
Vince Lombardi once said "The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather a lack of Will(is)". Willis Horn was certainly not lacking this year, as he took home the Al's Pals picking championship for the 2024 season. Willis was near the front of the pack most of the year before taking over for good around the halfway point. Looking back over the course of the year, Willis was typically the weekly leader or only 1 pick behind nearly every week with the exception of a few weeks. When asked about his approach to picking, the pee-wee prognosticator said that early in the season he used a very simple strategy...he picked his games based on the helmets. After that, he then shifted to a very bold strategy...picking the team that was picked by most people on the CBS app (side note, if anyone knows how to disable that view please contact our editor). His advice to the rest of us is straight forward..."Do the same thing I did!". Willis likes the Packers logo, but he also likes the Lions helmet. During our conversation, Willis revealed that if our picking competition extended into the playoffs, he would likely pick the Eagles this weekend. In other news, Coach V will be paying a visit to Brillion this off-season to work on "optimism training" at the Horn household.
Congrats on your championship Willis, we're sure your grandfather will enjoy handing he trophy over to you soon!
Mystery Picker Revealed!
Last summer as the ideas were starting to form for our 2024 publication, one of the ideas we liked was trying to find themes/notes from the current Vault season (which was the 1980 season this year) and applying them to our updated version. Up until that season of the original Post Pattern, Mundo and crew would have guest pickers who seemed to join sporadically to share their picks. In the 1980 season however, the staff added one of the most iconic hallmarks for the publication...the Mystery Picker. You'll have to read next edition's Vault to find out the identity of the 1980 MP, but in this article we un-mask the identity of the 2024 version.
You may recall Doug was the "primary" driver of the Post Pattern in it's early years, and he worked with a buddy of his to build it. That friend also happened to be the quarterback on Brillion's football team. In famous Buboltz lore, Doug once caught a long touchdown from said quarterback (and then was raced to the end zone by Uncle John Kalista). The 2024 Mystyery Picker is none other than one of the originators of the Post Pattern, and Doug's friend and high school quarterback, Paul Schwahn.
We asked Paul to share a few thoughts with us and the article below is his kind contribution to our newsletter.
When Nick asked me to be the Mystery Picker this season, I was extremely honored because I’ve always considered the Buboltz family an extension of my own family. Al Buboltz was one of my favorite people in this world and I miss and think about him often.
My Packer loyalty runs long and deep but had an auspicious beginning as my first Packer childhood recollection was the press conference when Vince Lombardi handed over the reigns to Phil Bengston and it was all downhill from there. Apart from the brief glimmers of hope in 1972 with John Brockington & MacArthur Lane, and the wild 1982 strike-shortened season with Lynn Dickey at QB, there were a lot of lean years growing up as a Packer fan.
Like Al, my dad Lyle was a life-long season ticket holder and was in the stands at Lambeau Field for the Ice Bowl on New Year’s Eve 1967. Around the age of ten I was allowed to attend one game per year with my dad and naturally it was always the last game of the season because no one else wanted to suffer the brutal cold of a December game in Green Bay. My attendance at that last game each year was not without purpose because as a youngster I was tasked with sneaking in the flask of brandy since the children never got searched back then.
My fondest Packer memory is by far the 2011 playoff win against the Atlanta Falcons on the way to their last Super Bowl victory. The Packers snuck in the playoffs with a 10-3 win over the Bears in the last week of the season and survived the Philadelphia Eagles in the wild card game to meet up with the Falcons who were the #1 NFC seed that year. Doug, Don Mathiebe and Dale Rosin (Roz) flew to Atlanta for the game. As you’ll all remember the Packers thoroughly dominated the Falcons that day and by the end of the third quarter there were only Packer fans left in the Georgia Dome (see picture below).
I’m more than a bit disappointed and embarrassed by my showing as the Mystery Picker this year. I made few brief appearances near the top of the leaderboard earlier in the season but faded down the stretch and finished closer to the bottom than the top.
I’m optimistic the Packers can make a deep run in the playoffs again this year and I’m confident they have the young nucleus to be a force in the NFC for years to come. So, if you hear some loud screams this Sunday coming from the Southeast you’ll know the origin.
I want to thank Nick for reviving this awesome tradition and for letting me be a small part of it.
Go Pack!!
Paul Schwahn
Cousins Annual Tailgate a Big Success!
As has become the tradition, Al's Pals got together on the eve of Christmas Eve to take in the contest between Green Bay and New Orleans. A toast to Gramps was had (Maker's of course) and apparently there was some discussion about holding next year's get get together in a box/suite. The Post Pattern will be sure to have a reporter on scene for that!
Why the Packers Will Beat the Eagles
by Coach V
Attending a game at Lambeau Field is always enjoyable, despite the outcome. This time, I got to sit with Blake for the first time and I had a lot of fun talking football with him throughout the game. Another enjoyable aspect of the game was quietly making snarky comments to each other about the boisterous Packer fans behind us. The verbal onslaught from the two gentlemen began in earnest already on the opening drive. On the Packers opening drive failed 3rd down conversion attempt, Love was forced out of the pocket and threw the ball at the feet of his receiver, (which looked like to my eyes that he was throwing the ball away rather than risk a potential interception). That sparked an immediate response from behind, “See, that is why I am still not sold on Love. I just don’t think he has it.” Much of the first quarter brought similar comments.
The auditory assault on our ears continued much of the game, although it brought both Blake and me much enjoyment to discuss how different the two gentlemen’s discourse changed once Willis entered the game. It was interesting to me how when Willis managed to twice spike the ball in the ground several feet in front of his receiver, it was strictly due to the cold temperatures. Because after all, as these two gentlemen would tell you, he is from Tennessee.
At least we got a whole new topic of conversation in the second half. As our beloved Packers continued to struggle, we were serenaded with ironclad declarations of the Packers being “one and done in the playoffs.” We were fortunate enough to hear that expression upwards of a dozen times, but lucky for us, it was only a half of football, even though he “has been saying it for weeks.” (Trust them, you can “book it”)
The Packer bashing did not end as the final horn sounded, however. Once I returned home, I bravely delved into the social media abyss known as “Packers Twitter.” There, I was regaled with all sorts of suggestions on how to fix the Packers this offseason, despite that Green Bay does in fact have a game this Sunday. It seems many fans have already given up and credited the Eagles with the win. Green Bay may as well save the cost of the plane ticket and stay home.
I, on the other hand, refuse to give up. I understand that the last two weeks have not been as much fun to watch and you may be struggling to find some level of confidence heading into Sunday. Well, have no fear. Your Buboltz family eternal optimist is here to tell you exactly why the Green Bay Packers will defeat the Philadelphia Eagles this Sunday.
There is a narrative out there that Green Bay can’t beat good teams. After all, they were unable to beat Detroit, Minnesota, or Philadelphia. (and yes, Chicago, but more on that later). The Packers lost those five games by a combined 22 points, coincidentally, the same margin of defeat Minnesota suffered Sunday night against Detroit. *Side note, the Packers have not lost a game by 22 or more points since Week 1 of 2021.
It is also worth noting that GB did defeat the division-winning Houston Texans (10-7), as well as the Rams (10-7), and the Seahawks (10-7). They also beat three more teams that were 8-9. Green Bay is absolutely capable of beating all three playoff teams they lost to.
Is Philadelphia really that good? Their record would suggest so, but they don’t play in the NFC North. I don’t think anyone would argue against the NFC North being the toughest division in football this year. The Packers three divisional opponents won 34 games (yes, including 5 against the Packers) while the Eagles divisional opponents won 24. Both GB and Philly were against the AFC. Green Bay only lost one game outside the division (yes, to the Eagles), while the Eagles lost to both Atlanta and Tampa Bay (in addition to Washington).
Philadelphia has struggled at times against average or below-average opponents. They actually trailed entering the 4th quarter against the 5-12 Carolina Panthers. They were tied with the 3-13 Browns with 8 minutes left in the game. Saquon Barkley was held to just 47 yards rushing on 18 carries in that game. The Eagles lost to Washington just a few weeks ago despite the Commanders turning the ball over FIVE times! Admittedly, Jalen Hurts only attempted four passes before leaving the game with a concussion, which leads me to my next point.
Jalen Hurts is still in the NFL’s concussion protocol. While signs all seem to point to him playing on Sunday, he has not taken a live snap since December 22nd and has likely had very few reps at practice as he has gone through the required process. He will likely be a little rusty. Also, Hurts has a habit of turning the ball over. In his career, he has played in 77 games, he has thrown 39 INTs and fumbled 45 times. His interceptions are down this year, (he did throw two against GB in week one) but so are his pass attempts. His attempts this year are his lowest since his rookie year. All of this plays into the Packers' hands because I believe…..
Green Bay can stop Saquon Barkley. They have only allowed over 100 rushing yards in a game once since Week 12. That is not for a single running back but for the entire team each week. The one time they did was against Detroit with 34 carries for 111 yards, which is only 3.2 yards per attempt. Jahmyr Gibbs, who is averaging 5.4 yards per carry on the season, averaged only 2.9 that night. Barkley did have a decent day against GB in Week 1 with 109 yards on 24 carries, but that was a long time ago and the Packers' defense is much improved. Eddgerin Cooper in particular has elevated his game significantly since Week 1. I will feel even more bullish on this aspect of the game if Evan Williams is cleared to play.
Week 1: The loss to the Eagles in week 1 was a hard-fought game, but Green Bay was actually close to a building a huge early lead. Green Bay forced turnovers on Philly’s first two possesions, but both drives ended in field goals, both of which included an offensive holding penalty. The Eagles first TD drive was aided by two offsides penalties by GB, one on third down and one on fourth. Green Bay had two additional drives slowed by multiple penalties and a missed FG in the second half. If even half of those mistakes are eliminated, they win the game.
The loss to the Bears does not in any way change my feelings about Sunday. It was a relatively meaningless game in which Jordan Love left the game early, Jacobs played sparingly, Romeo Doubs was out sick, etc. On top of that, it is against a division rival that always seems to play their best game against the Packers. And, yes, the Bears are 5-12 on the season, but they also play in the toughest division in football. Keep in mind, this Bears team beat the Rams early in the season, took the Vikings to overtime, only lost to Detroit by 3 in their first game, and only lost to Washington because of a hail mary. The Bears actually had a larger margin of victory against both Carolina and Jacksonville compared to the Eagles.
Finally, the last reason I believe that the Green Bay Packers will defeat the Philadelphia Eagles this week is this: The NFL is a week-to-week league. As the expression says, “Any Given Sunday.” This is true now, more than ever. Teams will play their best game of the season one week and follow it up with their worst. It is why the Cleveland Browns can beat both the Baltimore Ravens and the Pittsburgh Steelers who are a combined 22-12, yet only win one other game all season. Nearly every NFL game is ultimately decided by three or four plays, and with the possible help of a well-timed penalty flag. Now, I will admit, the Green Bay Packers have not played their best football recently, but there is no time like the present: Green Bay 31 Philadelphia 17.
Touring Lambeau
By Rick Buboltz
As you can expect, the mood around Lambeau Field was not real cheerful on Monday.
Obviously, our play on the field Sunday did not get it done, but the play off the field ( i.e. the coaches) left something to be desired as well.
Our head coach - calling time out,
Our defensive coordinator- last play of the game,
Our special teams coach- the punt return, - were just not good enough.
Everyone will need to step it up a notch if we’re going to have a chance against the Eagles on Sunday.
Speaking of the Eagles, do you know that we played them one time when they were called the Steagles?
During WWII, with a lot of players called up to military service, teams were short on players. In 1943, the Steelers and the Eagles combined forces to make one team - “The Steagles”.
The Packers played them that year on Dec. 5th, and beat the Steagles 38-28.
(Incidentally, in 1944 , the Steelers teamed up with the Cardinals to form the “Card-Pitt Carpets”.)
Going back to the Eagles, their owner at the time was Bert Bell, later to become the NFL Commissioner.
The Eagles, like the Packers , were enduring some tough financial times in the 1930s and 40s.
In 1940, the Eagles came to Green Bay early in the week to prepare to play the Packers at Old City Stadium on September 15th. They headquartered at the Beaumont Hotel for the week. The story goes that because of their financial problems, the owner of the Beaumont provided the Eagles with free room and board during their stay.
It is felt that because of this kind gesture, Bert Bell always had a soft spot in his heart for the Packers, and as commissioner, always stood up for them at the league meetings, when other teams wanted to get rid of the Packers.
Heard in the Crowd
"Had I known those guys were coming, I'd have flown with them instead of fighting all this traffic" - Said of the F-35 flyover by a Madison fan
"What was that???" After Chicago returned a punt for a touchdown on a well schemed play (and terribly defended by Green Bay)
"1. Be Organized, and 2. Don't let the classes get in the way of your education" - Dave Koenig (our Lambeau seat neighbor and UWW alum) giving advice to Jack before he heads to college
Lots of colorful language - when Brandon McManus hit a 55 yard FG in the cold with under a minute to play to give Green Bay the lead
Lots of colorful language - when Cairo Santo hit a 51 yard game-winning FG
"GB needs a #1 WR" - certain Packer fans when they get frustrated by a loss
"Minnesota must need a #1 WR" by funny Packer fans after MN lost by 22 points to Detroit (MN has one of the best WR's in the league)
"I'm a winner" - Mike McCarthy trying to convince the media, his owner, or maybe himself, he should retain his job
Letters to the Editor
Coach V's eternal optimism must have rubbed off his week because we're STILL holding out hope that one day a loyal reader will send us a letter.
Vegas is currently taking odds on what is more likely...a Packers win on Sunday vs the Eagles, or the Post Pattern receiving a letter from a reader. Place your bets!
(Letters can be sent to alspals1977@gmail.com, nicksimmons21@gmail.com, or texted to 608-335-8088.)