THE

POST

PATTERN

Published by the Impeccables since 1975 / Rebooted in 2022 / Volume III - 5th Issue

Youth Movement

Week 14 of the NFL season is upon us, which means we only have a few more games left in the regular season. This season certainly has flown by, which is likely the feeling some of our parental readers have been feeling as well.  With 3 of our top 4 pickers being from the "great grand kid" generation, their parents might be wondering where has the time gone?  Perhaps thats fitting this year, as the 2024 version of the Packers is the youngest team in the NFL (with an average age of just 24.9 years....oh to be 24 again!). For a frame of reference, only eight current Packers were alive when Green Bay won the Super Bowl in the 1996 season (Zayne Anderson was just 23 days old when GB brought the Lombardi trophy back to Titletown).


This episode of the Post Pattern will be fairly typical for our cause. Besides updates on our competition, we'll have a few articles, another trip to the Vault, and a Buboltz Kids Sports Update.

Delaney Is Perfect!

While we're sure Team Keller has probably said this many times in the past, last week Delaney was perfect for the first time in her picking career. According to some research we did, the likelihood of correctly picking every game correct last week was roughly 1 in 740 (or roughly a 0.1% chance)...nice work Delaney!!

While Delaney might have been perfect last week, cousin Willis has put forth a season-long effort of excellence. The peewee picker enjoyed a 3 pick lead heading into Week 14, which has expanded by 1 already (considering the Packers played the Lions on Thursday we'll let you deduce that one for yourselves).  Willis lead is over none other than his grandmother, Kim, who has strung together a number of strong weeks to climb into 2nd place. Everyone's favorite tour guide has moved into sole position of 3rd place. Our Mystery Picker has kept climbing, and has now moved into a tie for 4th place along with Caroline and Natalie.

While Willis has a little breathing room, he shouldn't rest too easy considering we still have 13 pickers within 8 picks of the lead. As we enter the final quarter of the season and the pressure mounts, who will step up and take the title this year?

The North is King

For years the NFC North has been viewed as a marginal division. Yes, Green Bay has been a consistent top performer, and Minnesota has had some short bursts of marginal success, but Chicago and Detroit have been perennial bottom feeders in the league. Chicago has only made the playoffs 6 times since 2000 (and hasn't won a playoff game in 14 years). Prior to last year, the Lions hadn't won a playoff game in 32 years and had only qualified for the playoffs 3 times since 2000. Even for the success Minnesota has had, they haven't won more than 1 playoff game in a single postseason since 1987.

It's quite possible the Black and Blue division may be undergoing a perception overhaul. Heading into Week 14, the division had an astounding 34-14 record. Seven of those losses were from when two NFC North teams played each other, leaving the division with a 27-7 record out of division. Fresh off their win against Green Bay, Detroit leads the charge at 12-1 and is largely viewed as a top 3 team in the league.  Minnesota, currently 10-2, doesn't look as formidable as Detroit, but has still found ways to win most of their games.  At the beginning of this week, Green Bay's mark of 9-3 would be good enough for first in 4 of the other 7 divisions. This is the first time since the NFL realigned the divisions in 2002 that three teams have had 9 wins by Week 13 (the last time this happened was way back in 1985). When you look at the high level stats, all four teams in the North are in the top 10 in points allowed per game. On the offensive side of the ball, Detroit (#1), Green Bay (#7), and Minnesota (#9) all crack the top 10.

Regular season success doesn't equate to post-season glory, but from the looks of things the NFC North won't just be a one-trick pony. The Lions appear to have a foundation that will keep them competitive for the near future. Dan Campbell came in and changed the culture of that organization very quickly. The team seems to have taken on his "tough guy" persona (to the chagrin of a few of our readers). Minnesota is also a well coached team.  Kevin O'Connell has turned around the fortunes of journeyman (yet highly touted) Sam Darnold. Boasting a bevy of weapons, the Vikings offense causes problems for opponents through tough match-ups and good schemes.  Even the lowly Bears, who started off at a 4-2 clip but have since hit the skids, look much better on paper than they have in the past. The dynamic #1 pick of the draft, Caleb Williams, has all the tools to be great. Chicago has surrounded him with better offensive talent than they are accustomed to having.  While Matt Eberflus couldn't figure out how to capitalize, Packer fans shouldn't get too confident that the Bears will continue to suck (sorry kids...that's the only time you're allowed to use that word).

It's certainly clear that the NFC North is having a "moment" this year.  Where this goes from here is anyone's guess, but for my money I think the Black and Blue division is still aptly named and could be for quite some time to come.


Heard in the Crowd


Letters to the Editor

Ok folks, it's starting to get a little lonely over here in "Letters to the Editor" land. We know you're out there - likely sitting on your couch, snacks in hand, thinking about that loss to the Lions, or possibly about how you're letting a grade schooler beat you in the picking competition.

Send us your rants, raves, general sports takes, jokes, questions, or favorite holiday cooking recipes.  We really aren't picky. We'll even promise to laugh at your jokes.

(Letters can be sent to alspals1977@gmail.com, nicksimmons21@gmail.com, or texted to 608-335-8088.)

Buboltz Kids Sports Roundup