Published by the Impeccables since 1975 / Rebooted in 2022 / Volume IV - 8th Issue
New Years Eve party at the Buboltz house, 1972
Lowell Reese and Marilyn Heimke enjoying the party
Just like that we've closed the door on 2025. Now, if our Packers could do the same thing and start 2026 off on a great note Packer Nation would be grateful!
Our final regular season issue includes our big reveal...the unmasking of our 2025 Mystery Picker! We also take a close look at our picking competition, share a few Packers notes, and of course our contractually obligated trips to the Vault and Buboltz Kids Sports Updates.
For those who've been paying attention, the rebooted Post Pattern has tried to follow the traditions established by the original publication. It's been suggested that Mark Twain once said "History doesn't repeat itself, but it often rhymes". With that in mind, our staff set out in search of a suitable candidate for Mystery Picker. Upon realizing Marlene Buboltz was the first MP, we thought it appropriate someone from that branch of the Buboltz tree would be a great pick. We've dropped subtle hints in several of our issues over the course of the year. The first was a reference to "MVP Favre" in the Week 3 edition, leaving out the name "Brett". In our week 7 update, readers may have thought we included a typo when mentioning that our Mystery Picker's "Packers loyalty runs 'depe' " (a reference to De Pere). For anyone who knows our Mystery Picker, the final hint was the biggest clue yet as we mentioned "a group of Flamingos is called a Flamboyance". (link to an article in the Press Gazette about the Flamingos) Our 2025 Mystery Picker is none other than cousin Brett Buboltz.
When cousin Nick reached out to me to be the Mystery Picker, I was incredibly honored. I remember participating in Uncle Al’s pool as a young kid and filling out my picks weekly with Dad.
I get asked often how I became such a big Packer fan. I have two people to thank for that. The first is my Dad. The other is Uncle Al. I always remember going to games as a young kid, stopping at Hansen’s on the west side of DePere to pick up a ham and cheese sub and heading to Lambeau to tailgate with Uncle Al’s crew. Just hanging out, listening to the adults talk about the Packers and playing catch with a football with whichever other cousins were lucky enough to attend that game.
As I have grown up my most cherished moments are attending games at Lambeau with my dad. As he gets older, I know my trips to Lambeau with him are numbered. Luckily for me, my three kids have been bitten by the Packers bug just as hard as I have been. Bringing Finley, Frank and some day, Fletcher to Lambeau brings me great joy. We will always follow two simple rules that my dad and Al taught us. 1. Never boo your own team. 2. Never leave a game early. Lambeau Field and the Packers are very special. We were taught to never take for granted either of them.
I think about Uncle Al a lot. I always cherished our conversations about the Packers. The thing I will always remember about him, is no matter how young I was, and no matter how “silly” my Packer takes were, he was there to listen and talk Packers with me.
Nick made me aware that when he asked me to be the Mystery Picker that my mom was the very first one. What Nick did not know was how insanely jealous Chad and Bart were that I got to participate this year. Chad even reminded me that he was once a Champion and wants to petition back in!
Nick, thank you for thinking of me as your Mystery Picker. What you all have, as a family, is so incredibly special. There is no doubt that Uncle Al is looking down from Heaven with immense pride and it is because of how close you all are. I am proud to call you all my family.
But enough nice words about Nick, I have a championship to wrestle away from him!
Love you all,
Brett Buboltz
Brett Buboltz with father Terry
"If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" This is one of many quotes attributed to Coach Lombardi over the years and is perhaps a small bit of the motivation that drives our pickers. As we now approach our final week of competition we still have 11 pickers within 4 of the lead. We currently have a tie for first between our Mystery Picker and Nick Simmons. Bryce and Shelley stand only 1 pick behind. Past champions Casey and Steve are 2 back. Brittney and Willis Horn both sit 3 behind, while Collin, Brandon, and Rick are still within striking distance at 4 back (**editors note, after Saturday's games we now have FOUR people tied at the top with Bryce and Shelley joining the list).
As we mentioned in a recent update on the CBSSPorts app, we have created a set of tiebreaker rules in the event they are needed at the conclusion of the season. The tiebreaker rules are as follows (in order of priority:
1. If there is no tie, the winner will be the picker who has the most picks.
2. If there is a tie, then the picker who had the most correct picks in Week 18 will be the winner.
3. If we are still tied, our 2nd tiebreaker will be the picker who was our weekly leader the most times.
4. If we are STLL tied, then the winner will be the person who is closest on the total combined score for the Commanders / Eagles game (as recorded in the CBS Sports picking app at the bottom).
How will our pickers cast their ballots this week? With teams all across the league resting players this week it poses a very difficult challenge for our pickers. Would anyone dare pick the Jets, Commanders, or Cardinals in the hopes of picking up a spot on the field? Packers fans also typically equate to loyal pickers but with Green Bay fielding a JV squad this week how will that affect our pickers?
If you spend just a few minutes on social media, it's quite easy to be depressed (and that's just referring to Packer news!). From criticism of coaching to lamenting all the injuries, fans and media alike would have you believe Green Bay may as well forfeit their playoff game and save everyone the hassle.
Certainly there is reason for some healthy skepticism. Yes, Green Bay has been bit by the Covid variant of the injury bug. Yes, they've had some bad breaks in a few of their games. However, whether it ends up being Philly or Chicago, Green Bay will have every opportunity to advance in the playoffs. Who wouldn't savor another opportunity to end the Bears season at Soldier Field? Who wouldn't like to deliver a little payback from last year's first round exit in Philly? Rest assured Coach LaFluer will have plenty of motivational tools up his sleeve to motivate the troops next week.
But before we get to the playoffs, Green Bay still has one final contest in the regular season. While "meaningless" for seeding purposes, Green Bay still has plenty to prove vs the Vikings. As many starters will be given a break, several young players and recent additions will be given valuable playing time on Sunday. Newly acquired Trevon Diggs, close friends with Micah Parson, will get a shot at redemption starting in Minnesota. Rookie 5th rounder Collin Oliver, out most of the season with a foot injury, expects to see action for the first time since early in the season. Other youngsters like Barryn Sorrell and Ty'ron Hopper should get extended looks as well.
Regardless of the result on Sunday, the main thing for GB is to use their time to get healthy and find some momentum, on their way to the club's 65th postseason game...which of course means if they can make the NFC Championship Game it would be their 6-7th postseason game.
Over the last 5 Post Pattern issues we've taken a look at some of the best uniforms in the NFL from the 1980's. Why some clubs decided to ditch these duds for a more bland and boring look may never be fully known. But today we're not worried about, instead we're asking for a bit of reader participation.
Included below are eight uniforms we reviewed. We're asking all of our readers to cast a vote for your Top 3 uniforms. Submit your votes via emai/text/Whatsapp/Insta/carrier pigeon or however you prefer (if you have kids in your house be sure to send in their picks as well!!) Include your stack ranked top 3. We'll then tally the results and report back next issue. We will award five points to your 1st selection, three points to your 2nd selection, and one point to your 3rd selection. We did not include the Packers uniform for the same reason Star Wars is not included in the "name your favorite movie" rankings.
"Gotta slow down the run" - 7:36 PM last Saturday, from a PP reader...spoiler...Green Bay did not, in fact, slow down the run
"Going to be a long night" - 8:04 PM last Saturday, from a PP reader...spoiler...it was, indeed, a long night
"Malik gonna make a lot of ton of $$$ next year" - accurate
"Yep. For someone else unfortunately" - also accurate
"2 reminding me of QB Eagles" - a comment about Malik Willis every Tecmo Super Bowl fan understands
And one comment on the state of Badger football..."They might lose to Brillion next year" (after yet another player transferred out)
We have a suggestion for everyone's New Year's resolution...
(Letters can be sent to alspals1977@gmail.com, nicksimmons21@gmail.com, or texted to 608-335-8088.)